professional catperson

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
vampyrobot
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the employees watching me throw out dozens upon dozens of half-made sundaes because i am the biggest perfectionist this establishment has ever seen

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b0nkcreat

i hope you make a perfect 100% order and right before you hand it over the counter a rat falls in it and your stupid little gay ass sludge shop gets shut down

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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

b0nkcreat

YOU SAID THE SAME ABOUT ME DONT EVEN TRY TO ACT INNOCENT

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I WOULD NEVER DO THAT???? I'M JUST A POOR MINIMUM WAGE SUNDAE WORKER YOU ARE WISHING HARM UPON ME???? YOU ARE A CRUEL CRUEL INDIVIDUAL. NOBODY SHOULD EVER EAT AT THE PANCAKERIA EVER AGAIN

b0nkcreat

IM GOING TO POUR MOTOR OIL IN YOUR FUCKING DRINK MIXER YOU BETTER MAKE SURE THOSE FAKE SHITTY DOLLAR TREE SECURITY CAMERAS WORK

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hey sorry i'm back. had to finish up orders before i went on break. do you see that? do you see how i was able to do my JOB without going on my PHONE? on TUMBLR? do you SEE how i can WORK? how funny is that

b0nkcreat

what service score did you get blink. what did you get. tell me now. show me a screenshot of your day i want to see it i want proof

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you ask me this right after my day is done MY GODDD. let me finish another day and i will SHOW YOU. I WILL SEND YOU A SCREENSHOT AND YOU WILL BE SO HUMBLED

b0nkcreat

I BET YOURE LYING I BET YOU GOT 20 PERCENT AND YOURE EMBARASSED TO SHOW IT . FUCKER

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BOOM. SHUT THE FUCK UP FOREVER AND EVER.

b0nkcreat

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CHECKMATE LIBERAL

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YOU ARE LITERALLY SO PRESSED BECAUSE I CAN DO MY JOB BETTER THAN YOU EVER COULD. WAHHH WAHHHHH I CAN'T DRIZZLE THE DISH SOAP ON MY WAFFLES THE RIGHT WAY!!! GET OUT OF MY FACE.

b0nkcreat

ALL YOUR TOPPINGS ARE STALE SHUT THEBFUCK UP OH MY GODDDD. I WALKED BY SOME KID WITH ONE OF YOUR SUNDAES THE OTHER DAY AND THE OREO ON TOP BLINKED AT ME. YOURE SUCH A FREAK

i keep forgetting this is not about actual fast food place